bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
As shirtless as possible
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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