this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Randomize
