Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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