"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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