You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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