Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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