Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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