Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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