At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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