her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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