He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Randomize
