I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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