I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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