Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
