He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
worst night to have a conscience
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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