New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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