I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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