your room smells of hookers.
And success
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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