can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
When are your genitals available?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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