i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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