Already got asked if we're dating
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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