Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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