I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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