I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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