And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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