Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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