Who did Billy Mays play for?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
God I need to hump something, right now.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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