my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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