There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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