love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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