i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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