she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I believe in your delicious
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
