If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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