talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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