you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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