so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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