i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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