similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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