I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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