I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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