did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
...so i touched it.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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