Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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