i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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