why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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