no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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