Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
BRING THE BAGELS
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
This toilet bowl is my home.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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