You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
no more duck duck goose at the bar
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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