is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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