dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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