please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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