Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
