i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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