we're chasing vodka with high fives
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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