just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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